Lyrics of Subterranean Homesick Blues

Johnny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government



The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off



Look out kid
It's somethin' you did



God knows when
But you're doin' it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin' for a new friend



The man in the coon-skin cap
In the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
You only got ten



Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin' that the heat put
Plants in the bed



But the phone's tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the D. A.



Look out kid
Don't matter what you did



Walk on your tip toes
Don't try 'No Doz'
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose



Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows




Get sick, get well
Hang around a ink well
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything is goin' to sell



Try hard, get barred
Get back, write braille
Get jailed, jump bail
Join the army, if you fail



Look out kid
You're gonna get hit



But users, cheaters
Six-time losers
Hang around the theaters



Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin' for a new fool
Don't follow leaders
Watch the parkin' meters



Ah get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance, learn to dance
Get dressed, get blessed
Try to be a success



Please her, please him, buy gifts
Don't steal, don't lift
Twenty years of schoolin'
And they put you on the day shift



Look out kid
They keep it all hid



Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle
Don't wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals



Don't wanna be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don't work
'Cause the vandals took the handles